So I took three years of French in high school, should have continued it in college but I didn't take it my senior year so I thought I'd be too rusty for Intermediate, then I found out it was a joke and regret wasting a year of learning Spanish (which I pretty much still at best know how to say the bathroom is on fire and I can't speak good Spanish). Needless to say, I have always been a huge fan of France, actually going there only made it that much more obvious to me that I am in love with France.
So after Alex freaking out a bit because we couldn't get in contact with Dev (our friend who we were staying with) we met up with him, took the metro back to his apartment in Vanves (right outside Paris), then metroed it back to Paris to see the Eiffel Tower at night and just as important, get some food.
I must have said this is not real life almost every hour in Paris. Dreams coming true. So on the metro (which btw Boston step your game up, Paris is owning in sick public transportation) heading to Paris and this man with an accordion comes on our car. I'm going into Paris with a French guy playing an accordian.... not real life moment. Then the three of us walk around, sit on the lawn illegally in front of the Eiffel Tower, get asked by a sketchy dude to buy some champagne (oh we'll get to the sketchy hawkers), watch the Tower sparkle on the hour then we walk around and eat at this restaurant that translated means the dome (whattup Duomo) and I can order in French! I loved being able to ask for directions and have a casual conversation or order in the country's actual language. Granted a few times they'd continue it and I wouldn't understand it all and have to talk in English, but still I knew how to be polite and speak French. So I ordered le steak-frites. It was bomb.
So as I'm casually eating in a Parisian restaurant the floor opens up besides us, a waiter puts a trash bin on it, and it just goes down below never to be seen again.... not real life.
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Then we wake up bright and early to get to the top of the Eiffel Tower at 9:30. First in line thanks to the others that were staying in a hostel and got there even earlier. Did I mention the fact that I dislike heights and went almost a mile up off the ground? yeah... so worth it still. Go to the second floor, amazing views, a little bid cold weather. Then we head up to the top going straight up this less than pleasant elevator. We get to the top of the Eiffel Tower, not real life views.
Court and I are owning in our Titanic pose off against the Galway Girls.
I had a serious fear I was going to drop my camera and kill someone below...
Walking around Paris, see the outside of Napolean's former digs, see the outside of the Louvre, see a lot of French flags (did I mention I love that too?), walk along la Seine, go to the Notre Dame and inside and around the outside gardens of it, go this this outdoor market festival, try a little free wine, go see the Arc de Triomphe and then climb to the top of it, see the best views of Paris on the top, get a la crepe sucre by the Eiffel Tower, chill by the Eiffel Tower at sunset, my camera dies (no surprise after 7 videos and 400 photos later), get attacked by the creepy hawkers of the stupid eiffel towers and flowers.... like we don't want your stupid crap stop harassing us especially when i just passed by two other persistent pricks I wasn't waiting til I got to you to waste a euro of your crap. Go the frig away and let me enjoy my breathtaking views of the Eiffel Tower, back the f off.
la Siene River
oh hey there Louvre
Inside Notre Dame, not real life.
Outside Notre Dame... still not real life
Arc de Triomphe
(can we just take a second to see how big Paris's streets are? Clearly Florence didn't get the memo)
Dying over seeing actual art I've learned in class
Spiral staircase of hundreds of stairs to climb the Arc de Triomphe? check
View from top of the Arc, I'm obsessed with the Eiffel Tower
Doing awkward selfies around the world. You really can only smile by famous monuments for so long
Sugar crepe by the Tower. I could eat those daily.
French metro >>>>>>> Boston
View from Metro. Priceless.
Orange coke? Had to buy it, it tasted like orange coke.... shocking?
I guess we're just going to continue to have jumping photos in front of European famous icons
self explanatory.
But even their annoyance couldn't ruin Paris for me, wasn't going to let it. I loved every single bit of it (with the one exception of my battle with their self cleaning public restrooms on the street.... none of them ever wanted to work with me).
Then we walked down some side streets and I ate probably one of the best meals I have ever eaten in my entire life. I ordered le poulet that was cooked in lemon sauce and then had a side of le riz. Chicken, lemon, and rice? Only three of my favorite foods of all time combined and cooked in the best manner. Oh and there was bread too. Our waiter had his hair spray painted blue, white, and red, and had the french flag face painted all over, celebrating rugby I think, but it was hilarious and I'm in love with French food. Sorry I'm not sorry Italy, France wins in that department... bread alone France owns.
Crepe for breakfast? check. 3 croissants, 4 pain au chocolats and and orangina too? check. I literally did not want to leave Paris, I could see myself living there honestly. For the worlds most visited city, it's so quaint and beautiful. The streets are so wide and giant sidewalks and people are running in the perfectly 60 degree sweatshirt weather. The architecture is a mix of French modern with classic old French beauty. French people are super kind, stereotypes my ass, as long as you are pleasant and respectful they love Americans. Considering there's a ton of statues of American heroes and places named after famous Americans you would never guess its a place where "snooty French" live. J'aime les Francais. J'adore the language. I could walk around for hours listening to the French speak.
All in all, I love France and definitely did not get enough time there. I want to go back.
TO BE CONTINUED:
France to Italy in 12 hours: Abroad travel like you're on the Amazing Race
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